14% of People Have "DONE IT" Where???
- According to a new survey, 14% of people have had sex on PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. Enough about my activities in the corner of the bus though huh? Let's talk about some interesting sex stats.
- The world's largest LEGO MODEL ever built, a life size Star Wars X-wing fighter is on display at Legoland. And yes, by even just uttering this sentence I'm officially a born-again virgin.
- A South American poet is trying to sell his TESTICLES to fund a European tour. That's a bit much, I mean if he wanted to get rid of those things all he has to to is get married.
- A 91-year-old man set a world record by BENCH PRESSING 187 pounds. Big deal, the other day my grandpa lifted a hose and sprayed some kids who were walking too closely to his lawn.
- Only 11% of people believe that TEAMWORK is the best way to get things done. Wow, who knew that many Americans had so much in common with Kobe Bryant?