- According to Match.com, 49% of men listen to Justin Timberlake and 25% of women listen to Pink while GETTING READY for a date. Not me, I just listen to audio of celebrity's "it gets better" videos.
- A Wisconsin man who was texting while driving accidentally drove his rental car in to the back of a MANURE TRUCK. Sounds like he had a . . . wait for it . . . wait for it . . . CRAPPY DAY! (RIM-SHOT) No. Screw YOU.
- A family of four sold everything so that they could spend a year VISITING all 50 states. That's dumb, if they were really that interested in America, they would've sold everything and purchased Detroit.
- The average single guy WASHES his sheets once every three months. That's crazy! I mean who washes their sheets?!
- Brushing and flossing could cut your RISK of HPV infection. Um, maybe I'm doing it wrong . . . but how do I floss my junk?
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