- Women are most attracted to men in PICKUP TRUCKS and less attracted to men in mail trucks . . . however, they also like a man who carries a nice package.
- A new study shows that the larger testes a man has, the more likely he'll get CHEATED ON. Well of course, not a lot of girls out there into really big balls.
- A woman is suing Olive Garden for making her so SICK she had to have a C-section. Wow, the breadsticks made her pregnant? That IS terrible.
- A McDonald's employee in Pittsburgh was arrested for SELLING HEROIN in their Happy Meals. Authorities caught them because the toy they were putting inside was a Grateful Dead CD.
- A guy in Philadelphia crashed his car into a pole, stripped naked and started PLEASURING himself in the middle of the street. The most awkward part? He has State Farm so his representative was helping him.
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