- A woman donated a kidney to her husband, but her husband cheated on her so now she wants her kidney BACK. That's pretty forgiving because technically the kindey cheated on her too.
- Crest is about to start selling CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE. You know, 'cause, "Merrrica!
- A man arrested for having sex with a sheep ADMITS that he only did it because he was rejected by a cow. Well you know, as Grandma always said . . . sometimes you just gotta eff a sheep.
- A woman won $550,000 in the lottery then got drunk and decided to FLUSH IT down the toilet. Now THAT is the way to use lottery winnings. YOLO!
- According to a new study, gossiping has a POSITIVE EFFECT on society. In other words if more people read US Weekly, we'd have world peace.
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