A Colorado woman is making $30,000 a month off of self published BOOKS about sex with bigfoot. Wait, is bigfoot seeing any of this money?
A guy got busted at a DUI checkpoint because his PARROT told the cops he was drunk. I can't wait to see that bird take the stand in court.
The average person says children between 4-years-old and 9-years-old should get an ALLOWANCE of about $4 a week. The average Nike company however says their salary should be no more than 14 cents per day.
- There's a guy who hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 60 YEARS. He has a name, but prefers to go buy the nickname "The Ghost of Johnny Depp Yet to Come".
- A guy in Edmonton, Canada got BUSTED trying to take a pipe bomb though airport security . . . but they still let him board his plane anyway. Note to self; when in Canada, drive.
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