- Doritos is introducing a brand NEW FLAVOR of chips... Shrimp Mayonaise Flavor?!? What were they thinking?!?
- Women gain an average of SEVEN POUNDS in the first year of a relationship and men lose an average of 4 pounds. Well of course, the women start eating all our food.
- According to a new study, cold weather can help you LOSE WEIGHT. Quick, someone get Jessica Simpson to a blizzard. Stat.
- A Seattle teenager was fired for WEARING a Denver Broncos jersey to work. That might be the most justified termination ever.
- There's now a service in New York where if you're HUNGOVER, you call them and they send a nurse to give you an IV. In other words; I'm moving to New York today. It's been fun.
- A new study shows that your brain SLOWS DOWN as it gets older because it amasses too much information. To learn more about this stud just log on to "Things that will NEVER happen to Snooki.com".
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