- To get back at her ex boyfriend, a woman sliced the tattoo of his name off of her arm and MAILED it to him. Now that's dedication. All my exes have ever done was burn our pictures and post emo Facebook statuses. Step your game up ladies.
- For the second straight year, a lawyer in Michigan is holding a CONTEST for a free Valentine's Day divorce. Screw Angelina Jolie, THIS man is a humanitarian.
- A Chinese man who recently got dumped BOOKED every other seat at a theater's Valentine's Day showing to ensure that no couples could sit together. He's clearly moved on.
- A nightclub had to be EVACUATED because a woman mistook pepper spray for deodorant and accidentally doused herself. Man, if I had a nickel . . . for every time a woman has pepper sprayed me.
- There are now 58 GENDER OPTIONS on Facebook. And amazingly NONE of them match what Adam Lambert is.
(Image Courtesy: josh james. Creative Commons)