Seriously... for the person who has everything (and wipes with $100 bills): now there's a special pill you can take that will make your poop GOLD. Like, as in 24-karat gold.
Only in America. (or maybe in Austin Power's "Goldmember")
A retailer is promoting boxes of 24kt gold pills that promise to 'turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth.' The sparkling capsules, measuring 2cm long, can be found for sale at $425.
After digesting the three gold-leaf tablets, shefinds.com claims consumers will find flakes of pure previous metal decorating their excrement.
Charming. Racked.com had a few good prank ideas, though.
1. Distribute a couple in grandpa's pill tray over Christmas dinner and watch as hilarity ensues. Bonus! Take bets with other family members on whether or not his digestive track can handle the opulence (whoever loses has to pay for the ambulance costs!)
2. Step one: Identify a person who takes them seriously. Step two: Buy all the capsules and melt them down.
Feel free to BUY THEM here. [SheFinds]