A new poll shows that people think being on the Internet is more important than FLUSHING the toilet. I agree, flushing the toilet has never made me do naughty things to myself. So, yay Internet! read more ≫

The MONTH you were born in can have a huge impact on your career. So; if you're planning on having a kid, DO NOT give birth to them in whatever month Brian Dunkelman was born. read more ≫

Denny's has introduced a 1,690 calorie mac and cheese PATTY MELT. You know, just in case those starving kids in Africa forgot how awesome we are. The surgeon general says that your HAIRSTYLE could be making you fat. That's why I say shave it ladies. Oh wait, what hair are we talking about? read more ≫