Kyle dropped off his car at the shop to have it detailed. Unfortunately, the manager (Jubal) accidentally left the car unlocked with the keys inside. Now a crazed homeless man has moved into it! Have no fear, Jubal has a few creative solutions. All that in today's phone tap. read more ≫

Jubal calls from a Christmas Tree farm with some TERRIFYING news. ALL of the trees on his lot have been infested by the deadly South African Snow Beetle! Or was it South American?? Either way, these bugs will strike without mercy! Time is running out. read more ≫

Merrick just bought a stuffed bear for his daughter at Chad's garage sale. That's why he's surprised to get a call from Chad (Jubal) DEMANDING that he gets the bear back. Yes, he's a grown man, but should that matter? read more ≫

Jubal tries to call up Haley, but her boyfriend answers! Hopefully, he can pass the message along to her... "Tell your girlfriend to stop sexting me." All Jubal did was send ONE picture of his junk and now she won't leave him alone! read more ≫

Jubal calls up the doctor's office because his tongue is numb. Apparently, he ATE the medical ointment instead of rubbing it on his rash??? The secretary WANTS to help... but she can't understand a WORD that Jubal is saying! read more ≫