The most obnoxious personal trainer Seattle has ever known INSULTS his newest client and offers her a one-time special "pity hump"!?! Listen to the phone tap! read more ≫

Brian has been making his co-workers uncomfortable because he talks on the phone while using the company restroom. But when Jubal calls from building management, he gets pissed and defends his right to multi-task on the throne! Listen to the phone tap. read more ≫

Jubal calls a frequent Costco shopper to let her know her membership is being revoked! She has been taking FAR too many free food samples from the store. Listen to the PHONE TAP! read more ≫

Jubal wants to be invited to his ex-girlfriend's wedding, and he wants to bring MORE than just a present! Find out what it is in today's PHONE TAP surprise! read more ≫

Paul gets a call from the Home Owners association welcoming him to the community! But they also need to let him know that he's violating a few RIDICULOUS neighborhood rules. Listen to his reaction in the PHONE TAP! read more ≫