A guy robbed a bank, then gave the money back and was ARRESTED after his girlfriend yelled at him. See just more proof that spending time in prison is more enjoyable than spending time with a nagging woman. read more ≫
One in five women TALK to their dog more than they do their husband or boyfriend. Mostly because the dog has no choice but to listen since she's the one who feeds it.
Here are some WORDS that are about to become extinct in the English language. Unfortunately "Kardashian" ISN'T on the list. read more ≫
A new study shows that the MOST STRESSFUL job for women is being a stay-at-home mom. In other words here's yet another reason not to have children.
Just in case you thought the city of Detroit couldn't get any worse, scientists have found that it is literally covered in BACTERIA from dog poop. read more ≫
Want to see who you're STALKING on Facebook? Here's how (and it's not a scam). For me it just says EVERYONE YOU PERVERT!!!!
Just in case you weren't having enough trouble losing weight, meet your new friend: the TRIPLE-DOUBLE Oreo! Soon to be deep-friend at a county fair near you. read more ≫
An Australian woman who found out her husband was having an affair tried to DRIVE her car through the other lady's house. The only problem? She hit the wrong address. Wow, so now she'll be locked up and her husband will still be rear-ending the other woman? Cool. read more ≫
A UK driver has been BANNED from the road because he was caught talking on the phone . . . and texting on another phone . . . and driving with his knees. Had this been a woman; this would have also included . . . and putting on mascara. read more ≫
A student obsessed with the Korean culture has had her TONGUE LENGTHENED in order to help her speak the language better. In a similar story I've had my tongue lengthened too, but that's 'cause I'm passionate about something else . . . ladies? Ya with me? read more ≫
Here's a list of 25 signs that you're ready for a RELATIONSHIP. Or you can ask yourself one simple question: is that relationship with me? If you answered "no", you're probably on the right track. read more ≫
Tiger Woods is still STRUGGLING. I think it's time he just embrace his sluttyness and start having sex/winning again.
A drunken JetBlue passenger PEED all over an 11-year-old girl. What? Don't judge me, it was an accident! read more ≫