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A new study shows that certain types of music can actually help you LOSE FAT . . . And obviously NONE of those songs are by Kelly Clarkson. Be careful of who you poke. A Michigan woman is suing a Washington man for ending their FACEBOOK ROMANCE. read more ≫

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A 16-pound, 2-FOOT LONG BABY was born in Texas. And yes, it's already been drafted to the NBA. A new study shows that OPPOSITES DON'T ATTRACT. People tend to be instinctively attracted to people who are in their own league. Interesting, then why hasn't Scarlet Johansson called me yet??? read more ≫

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A new study shows that FRIDAY NIGHTS are the best night for sleep. Well unless you're Rebecca Black, 'cause then you're partying all night! Fun, fun, fun, fun. Rich people SHOPLIFT 30% more than poor people.Of course, they like to save money don't they? read more ≫

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Hey ladies; here's a list of the TOP 5 OUTFITS men secretly want you to wear. Interestingly enough MY favorite ensemble a woman can wear didn't make the list: naked. I LOVE it when a woman dresses in naked. read more ≫

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And just when you thought humans couldn't get any lazier; here's a new SOFT DRINK that you can spray directly into your mouth. You know, to alleviate that pesky head-tilting that goes along with drinking beverages. Next up, injectable butter! read more ≫

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Toxins in your shampoo could be making you CHUBBY. Look at the bright-side though, at least your muffin top will be shiny and manageable. Your chance of dying goes up every time you receive a PAYCHECK. Especially when you think of how small yours is compared to the Kardashian's. read more ≫

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The sun is going to come out soon. Here's a list easy ways to COOL OFF without air conditioning. Surprisingly my way, pouring bottled water over my naked body in the frozen food section of my favorite grocery story, DIDN'T make the list. read more ≫

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It's official, people will Facebook EVERYTHING. A man in a 16-hour stand off with police UPDATES his Facebook status the whole time . . . AND even posts a picture. Here's a list of 8 ways to prevent ROAD RAGE. A bonus ninth: STAY OUT OF MY EFFING WAY!!!! read more ≫

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