Here's a list of 25 signs that you're ready for a RELATIONSHIP. Or you can ask yourself one simple question: is that relationship with me? If you answered "no", you're probably on the right track. read more ≫
Tiger Woods is still STRUGGLING. I think it's time he just embrace his sluttyness and start having sex/winning again.
A drunken JetBlue passenger PEED all over an 11-year-old girl. What? Don't judge me, it was an accident! read more ≫
The mayor of Sunland Park, New Mexico is taking heat for signing a bad deal for the town. His excuse? He was TOO DRUNK to know what he was signing. Normally I'd say he's an idiot, but if I lived in New Mexico I'd have to be drunk all the time too. read more ≫
An off-duty cop in Florida is arrested for SHOPLIFTING after trying to stuff 25 pairs of women's panties into his underwear. Wow, 25 pairs of women's underwear?! What an underachiever, I can get at least 40. read more ≫
LOCAL: Someone broke into a Seattle man's home and smeared peanut butter and jelly all over everything . . . including his dog. This robbery is not only strange, but delicious!
Holy bad excuses Batman! A man tries to CARJACK a police officer then blames it on Batman. read more ≫