Congress is saying that PIZZA counts as a vegetable.  This just in, Jessica Simpson eats a lot of vegetables. Here's a LIST of "Seven Types of Men Who Won't Make You Happy".  Surprisingly me in the bedroom DIDN'T make the list! read more ≫

A man searched through 9-tons of GARBAGE to find his wife's engagement ring.  That's a lot of work, I wonder if he'll get it back when they get divorced? read more ≫

Girls Scout Cookie-flavored LIP BALM has now hit stores.  So, good news dudes who have starred on "To Catch a Predator". One of the top signs you're about to get DUMPED is if your partner starts losing weight.  OR if they start shooting a movie with Angelina Jolie. read more ≫

A woman is arrested for BURNING DOWN another woman's house for defreinding her on Facebook. Similarly, if I get one more Farmville request, I might shoot someone. read more ≫