"Time Magazine's" Person of the YEAR is "the Protester".  For other countries that's really cool, but for American's it basically means their Person of the Year is an unemployed stoner who lives in a tent.  read more ≫

Here's a list of 8 GADGETS that lie to you everyday.  Tell me about it, my cell phone keeps telling me it's okay to message co-workers pictures of my junk. Jerk. read more ≫

An 86-year-old tried to DEEP-FRY a turkey and ended up deep-frying his own leg. Oh man, his family is in for a treat! Delicious. Thanksgiving MENUS from the early 1900's included pigeon, broiled quail and turtle soup.  And yes, since it was still America, all of it was deep-fried. read more ≫

Here's a list of ways you can make COOKING your Thanksgiving dinner easier.  Might I also recommend just going to McDonald's? The average man spend six minutes longer getting READY than women.  How long does the average Chaz Bono take? read more ≫