An off-duty cop in Florida is arrested for SHOPLIFTING after trying to stuff 25 pairs of women's panties into his underwear. Wow, 25 pairs of women's underwear?! What an underachiever, I can get at least 40. read more ≫
LOCAL: Someone broke into a Seattle man's home and smeared peanut butter and jelly all over everything . . . including his dog. This robbery is not only strange, but delicious!
Holy bad excuses Batman! A man tries to CARJACK a police officer then blames it on Batman. read more ≫
A Canadian woman is arrested for driving her kids around while they shoot PELLET GUNS out of the window. In all fairness though, they were using a Canadian pellet guns . . . so nobody was really going to get hurt.
In Taiwan, you can turn your dog's poop into GOLD! read more ≫
A man in Florida is arrested for holding his girlfriend down and rubbing a CHEESE SANDWICH in her face. This is sad, mainly because this woman obviously doesn't realize how delicious cheese sandwiches are. read more ≫
As if politics weren't dirty enough. A politician in Arizona gets hit in the crotch with a PADLOCK. Well, at least for once there's a story of a politician's crotch that DOESN'T involve a cell phone or an intern. read more ≫
A California man is recovering after he tried to perform hernia SURGERY on himself with a butter knife. When asked if it hurt he said "yes, but not as much as watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians". read more ≫
The manager of a buffet restaurant in Sweden KICKED OUT 3 diners for not finishing everything on their plates. For more info on this story simply read, "things that would never happen to Jessica Simpson weekly." read more ≫
A woman follows her navigation system straight into a LAKE. Just more proof that women are WAY to trusting.
A Tennessee man is ARRESTED for shoving beef sticks in his pants. You can be arrested for having a beef stick in your pants? That dude Khloe Kardashian better watch out then. read more ≫
You know it's a good bachelor party when the police have to investigate you for KIDNAPPING.
Here's a list of what Americans will and won't give up FOR MONEY. Personally I'd give everything up for money . . . yes, EVERYTHING. (Anyone interested?) read more ≫
Alaska now has it's own LOCH NESS MONSTER . . . and let me guess, it's last name is Palin?
Kim Kardashian is SUING OLD NAVY over look-a-like ads. Mainly because if anyone is going to whore out her image . . . it's her. read more ≫