Radio is still the most popular form of ENTERTAINMENT in the car! Well, except for engaging the window lock in a full car and farting repeatedly. That's probably my favorite way to pass the time. read more ≫
Here's a LIST of the "Top 10 Reasons You Should Look Your Best". Or you can just subscribe to "Lists That Don't Pertain to Susan Boyle Weekly".
MUGSHOT goodness!! Here's a toothless man who got busted for trying to eat meat at Walmart. How he was planning on chewing it? I have no idea. read more ≫
Women are twice as likely to SPY ONLINE than men are. That's mostly because men are too distracted by the porno.
Some retailers are already putting up CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. That's funny. I mean, they actually think that people can afford Christmas in this economy? read more ≫
A new poll shows that people think being on the Internet is more important than FLUSHING the toilet. I agree, flushing the toilet has never made me do naughty things to myself. So, yay Internet! read more ≫
After a weekend long bender, a weatherman in Arkansas finds his friend asleep in a bathtub next to a DEAD MAN wearing a dog collar. Wow, all this story needs is a few predictable jokes and Zach Galfianakis. read more ≫
The Texas State Fair will introduce a new DEEP-FRIED food item . . . deep fried bubble gum. So, great news for diabetes!
Here are a few ways to help yourself become a MORNING PERSON. Surprisingly my trick, meth, isn't on the list??? read more ≫