Here's a list of 8 everyday things that TURN WOMEN ON. Surprisingly I'm not on this list . . . it's probably because I'm the 9th thing. You've seen Pajama Jeans. Well look at THESE little gems. Jeanpants, boxer briefs that look like DENIM SHORTS. They'll go great with my NASCAR undershirts. read more ≫

Politically correct IDIOTS strike again. This time they're making Easter Eggs be called "Spring Spheres". Not only is that stupid. It's wrong, last time I checked and egg was an oval. Yay America!! read more ≫

A toddler had to go to the hospital after he was accidentally served a MARGARITA in a sippy cup. That's terrible! I mean c'mon kid, learn to handle your liquor! read more ≫

Turn your house into a BILLBOARD and you might be able to get free mortgage. In other words; suck it home owners associations! read more ≫