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And just when you thought humans couldn't get any lazier; here's a new SOFT DRINK that you can spray directly into your mouth. You know, to alleviate that pesky head-tilting that goes along with drinking beverages. Next up, injectable butter! read more ≫

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Toxins in your shampoo could be making you CHUBBY. Look at the bright-side though, at least your muffin top will be shiny and manageable. Your chance of dying goes up every time you receive a PAYCHECK. Especially when you think of how small yours is compared to the Kardashian's. read more ≫

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The sun is going to come out soon. Here's a list easy ways to COOL OFF without air conditioning. Surprisingly my way, pouring bottled water over my naked body in the frozen food section of my favorite grocery story, DIDN'T make the list. read more ≫

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It's official, people will Facebook EVERYTHING. A man in a 16-hour stand off with police UPDATES his Facebook status the whole time . . . AND even posts a picture. Here's a list of 8 ways to prevent ROAD RAGE. A bonus ninth: STAY OUT OF MY EFFING WAY!!!! read more ≫

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It's official! Whining is the world's most ANNOYING SOUND. Coming in a close second? Justin Bieber fans. The average person has NEVER MET 7% of their Facebook friends . . . but the HAVE spent hours stalking their profiles. read more ≫

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