A woman ATTACKED a priceless painting in a museum because she felt the two topless women in the painting were "evil". This is different from my normal behavior of attacking MYSELF when see pictures of topless women. read more ≫

After 30 years a brother and sister reunite, because they went on a BLIND DATE together! The most awkward part? The sex. Most women SECRETLY HATE their Facebook friends. Doesn't surprise me, most women I know secretly hate their real-life friends too. read more ≫

SHOCKING! Women are MORE ATTRACTED to men when they aren't sure how much the guy likes them. That's why I always pretend I'm gay, gets me tons of ladies . . . and dudes. Coolest mom ever! All my mom did was give me love, this guy's mom is his GETAWAY DRIVER. read more ≫

61% of women have no faith in their husband's REPAIR ABILITIES . . . I blame sitcoms, AND the fact that most of us guys lie about how handy we are. This could be a RUMOR, but either way it's awesome. Take THAT wifey! read more ≫

The average woman finds TRUE LOVE after six one-night stands. So ladies; if you're on number 5, call me . . . let me help you find your love. GENIUS ALERT! Guy gets busted for being married to TWO WOMEN . . . because he posted both wedding photos on Facebook. read more ≫