The most passive aggressive (and genius) way to END a relationship EVER. The next time someone's bragging about going to Harvard, Yale or Stanford, laugh in their face. Their school is EASY to get into compared to McDonald's Hamburger University. (For real). read more ≫

Now here's a reason to "fix" a sporting event! If the Superbowl goes to overtime Papa John's will give a FREE PIZZA to every American adult. read more ≫

2 out of 5 women say that they sleep with guys FASTER now due to text messaging and facebook. See, I knew sending all those naughty pictures of my junk was working! The upside to the obesity problem in America? The average size of U.S. woman's LINGERIE has risen to 38DD. *motorboats* read more ≫

That thing about your parents having to walk to school, uphill, BOTH WAYS. Looks like it was probably true. SHOCKING NEWS: The recession has led to a decline in traffic. I guess that can happen when people aren't driving to work and/or have had their cars repoed. read more ≫

People are more likely to remember their FIRST KISS than losing their virginity. For me this is true . . . but then again I've got a TON of fond memories of my Uncle Creepy Fingers. Bad news for Susan Boyle - beautiful people have HIGHER IQ's. read more ≫