A new study shows that RADIO makes people happier than TV or the Internet. Unless of course you work in radio, because we are the most bitter people on the planet. 1 in 8 men wears his underwear TWICE before washing it. Not me; but then again I haven't worn underwear in years. *slut alert* read more ≫

Bad Ass of the Week: NAKED soldier stops robbers by smashing through a car window with his bare hands. Yeah, big deal. The other day I did like 100 sit-ups. So now that ONE dude can finally rest in peace. Maine has finally legalized switchblades for one-armed people. read more ≫