Here are a few tricky ways to save money on GAS... and if you don't want to read this story that means you're probably a Prius owner. Which means you're probably a jerk. A man is giving up food for Lent and drinking nothing but BEER. Now THERE'S a tradition I can get behind. read more ≫

Half of Americans hide something in their UNDERWEAR drawer . . . unfortunately that something, isn't me. C'mon ladies?! I'm small enough! One in ten single women says that if they lost ONE dress size they'd have a one night stand. I will now begin measuring hot women as they exit my gym. read more ≫